I can only hope this gets published and you read it next thursday, you fucking loser. When we agreed that I would pay your FULL ASKING price for the turntable and that I would be back at 1 O'clock the next day, I assumed ( oh silly me) that we had a deal.
I knew I could swing the purchase out of my paycheque, but I figured Id put my DJ gear for sale anyway.
It sold in less than an hour, I was so excited to have the cash ready to go!
I come into work this morning to open my email to read:
"Sorry man, a friend of mine saw my ad and just came through with $300.00, I'll def keep you in mind for some wax or my monitors though."
Really?? What are you fucking sorry for???
Youre not sorry, you just dont want to think of yourself as the untruthful loser that you are.
Youll keep me in mind??? Dont worry, you wont have to try to hard to remeber, ill see you soon