You know who you are! You may also live in the area and not directly on Agricola St, but you're all the exact fucking God damn same!
In no particular order of importance:
You all either currently attend NSCAD or have in the past, or did several years in a worthless Dal Arts degree.
You listen to indie music, and frequently go to shows at Gus's or Charlie's or some other bar that REAL working-class people used to feel comfortable going to before you fucking ruined it for them.
You frequently wear scarves and thick dark-rimmed glasses, old patched up jeans or corduroys, and some lame flanel shirt with holes in it.
You may also have facial piercings and left-wing political tattoos, or at least left-wing political patches haphazardly sewed to your clothes.
You are likely vegan but definitely vegetarian, and you only buy fair-trade locally grown organic foods whenever possible.
You are found at the Farmer's Market on Saturdays.
You read the Coast and listen to CKDU like they are gospel, and hung out at One World Cafe when it was still open.
You are involved in Food Not Bombs, HCAP, or some other left-wing hippy loser organization.
You're a bunch of pretentious fucks who (secretly) think you're sooooo cool and sooooo different but you are all the exact fucking same! You people have ruined this city's true charm and character, so please go the fuck back to Ontario or Alberta or BC or whatever horribly materialistic place you came from and please don't come back. How's that for some friendly Maritime hospitality?
For the few of you actually from here, you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. Smarten the fuck up!
I know if this gets posted (since most of the Coast editors probably fit this decription), I will probably get some angry responses telling me how ignorant and closed-minded I am, but I can at least guarantee I am not the only one who thinks this way.
I am angry... these people really make me so mad!