Calgary Beef

This bitch goes out to the ugly, profoundly stupid, Calgarian woman in my Caribbean History class at DAL. You come to class every day about 15 minutes early with your Calgary Flames jersey and cowboy hat, with your fucking OBNOXIOUS upside-down glasses

This bitch goes out to the ugly, profoundly stupid, Calgarian woman in my Caribbean History class at DAL. You come to class every day about 15 minutes early with your Calgary Flames jersey and cowboy hat, with your fucking OBNOXIOUS upside-down glasses and yammer on about how you are from Calgary and how Calgary is so great…SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! Being at university for 4 years I have seen some FUCKING awful personalities as classmates (like the fat carrot-top wannabe Israeli who knows NOTHING about Israel or the Middle East but somehow in every class, whether it be an American Culture class or a Political theory class, is able to mention something about how the Israeli Defense Force is the best Army in the world and Israel is totally justified in bombing/terrorizing civilians.) but you, Ms. Calgary Stampede, take the fuckin' cake.

Its so funny to see people like you function in class. You have the biggest god-damned mouth which you have no control over, you talk about 30 decibels higher than most people could yell, yet when it came to you having to do you presentation in front of the class, your bravado and decibel level dropped about 99%.

I say this is funny because it is these people with the biggest mouths who always feel the need to talk AND who wear ridiculous clothing for attention, that are the least intelligent, least capable and most spineless people in the class.

Wipe the ridiculous 10lbs of make up off your face, get a REAL pair of glasses, SHUT THE FUCK UP for five minutes, loose your obsession with Calgary and thus maybe you can save yourself from a very lonely, sad and pathetic university life.

Go home Ms. Piggy

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