Smelly as Shit Dude in the Elevator

Enough about smoking outside already. It isn't a tenth as offensive as being stuck in an elevator with a dude drenched in whore lure (aftershave). You could almost see the waves of stink surrounding him like a fucking halo. You might entice Pepe LePew

Enough about smoking outside already. It isn't a tenth as offensive as being stuck in an elevator with a dude drenched in whore lure (aftershave). You could almost see the waves of stink surrounding him like a fucking halo. You might entice Pepe LePew, you smelly bastard, but you just make my eyes stream like fucking Niagara Falls.

Good Luck With Picking Up the 'Babes', Asshole

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