Dear Mrs. Doormat

I listened to you whine about your philandering husband who treats all women like sperm receptacles. I tried to help you with your self-esteem that this asshole continually trampled by flaunting his affairs in your face. I read all your pathetic e-mail

I listened to you whine about your philandering husband who treats all women like sperm receptacles. I tried to help you with your self-esteem that this asshole continually trampled by flaunting his affairs in your face. I read all your pathetic e-mails bawling about how he mistreats you and disrespects you in front of friends and family. I did my best to give you sound advice, like hiring a lawyer and joining a support group. So why in the fuck did you have to send me an e-mail this morning attaching photos of you and the prick on a recent trip to Hawaii? You are so weak and so stupid, it's unbelievable. Next time you want advice, go the fuck somewhere else. I'm done with you.

Not a Doormat

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