To the person who was sitting beside me on the bus, I caught on to your creepy little game. When someone “dings” the bell indicating they would like to get off at the next stop, most people would move when the person beside them would like to get off, but oh no, not you. You just sat there so I had to practically drag my ass over you, and I know you enjoyed it as indicated by the sly looks and snickers you gave your friend followed up by you converting in one of the many foreign languages that have invaded this city. What I’m trying to get at is you and all others like you are perverts. I like many others don’t wake up every morning wondering “ooh, who am I going to be man-handled by today?” So it would be greatly appreciated if you would keep your sick games and actions to yourself.