To the faux-hawk fuck-tard, his fat friend, and their token dumb blonde: you were walking down the hill towards the waterfront and for some fucking unknown-to-sane-people reason you were throwing pennies at cars, and you hit mine, not realizing we were sitting right in it. You're very lucky that by the time we figured out what you did, checked the scratch and drove down to you that you were already gone because i was ready with a full cupholder of dirty, stained pennies swimming in old coffee that i was going to throw right at your face. grow up and get some respect before someone who isnt 110 lbs decides to hold you accountable for your actions, which are more appropriate for a 3 year old. moron.

nice hair by the way, at least you put thought into something that day