I was minding my own business the other day just doing some shopping at the local grocery store. I was in the pet food isle. When this "300 pound fat ass decided she would "crank" one out three feet ahead of me. Needless to say, I couldnt avoid the onslaught! Due me a favor ya friggin tanker, say excuse me instead of laughing about it with your other fat ass girlfriend! PIG!
|Can still taste it!!!|