For the guys in my class who go on and on AND ON about they’re package while I’m trying to work: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I don’t give a shit how big your dick is. Yes it’s big, I bet you’re really proud, but you don’t have to keep saying it over and over again. I heard you the first time. I maybe you should be telling your girlfriend this bullshit instead of me, oh wait, you don’t have one.