Strangers, especially teenagers,
quit asking me for an "extra
cigarette". Packs don't come
with an "extra cigarette."
Teenagers: There is a thing called a reseme. Write one up,
give copies to people hiring
new employees, get a job, make money and buy your own damn cigarettes. Wait
until you're 19 to start smoking, because I sure as Hell WILL NOT give cigarettes
to minors, nor will I "sell" them
to minors, or buy them for minors.
Also, people who don't even know me ask me if I know where to buy marijuana. I don't smoke marijuana, and I
hate dope-smoking hippies.
So please, fuck off.