Stop Bumming Cigarettes From Me

Strangers, especially teenagers,quit asking me for an "extracigarette". Packs don't comewith an "extra cigarette."Teenagers: There is a thing called a reseme. Write one up,give copies to people hiringnew employees, get a job, make money and buy yo

Strangers, especially teenagers,

quit asking me for an "extra

cigarette". Packs don't come

with an "extra cigarette."

Teenagers: There is a thing called a reseme. Write one up,

give copies to people hiring

new employees, get a job, make money and buy your own damn cigarettes. Wait

until you're 19 to start smoking, because I sure as Hell WILL NOT give cigarettes

to minors, nor will I "sell" them

to minors, or buy them for minors.

Also, people who don't even know me ask me if I know where to buy marijuana. I don't smoke marijuana, and I

hate dope-smoking hippies.

So please, fuck off.

jj

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