To the douchebag bouncers: learn how to check ID's properly! Even though you turned down my two pieces of actual ID with my photo on them, you let in drunk, skanky blondes who looked about twelve. Is it because they hit on you and make you feel better about yourselves? Stop treating women like objects and using your power as doormen to force them hit on you to get in to your lousy bar. Just because you get 10 dollars an hour to stand around all night and tell people to come in or leave DOES NOT MAKE YOU HOT.
|Pissed In Seriously Stupid Evening Disaster|