Alright here's the deal. Why is it that when your going up an escalator you always run into people who stop on it. They're still stairs! Can you not walk? You'll use a stairmaster but then won't even use an actual set of stairs. Do the mechanical specifications of this Individual levitating mechanism prevent mobility? Do escalators cause short term paralysis? Do I always make statements in questions? Maybe,maybe not, but what I do know is that if your not gonna move, do as one famous rapper said and, "Move Bitch, get out the way!"

Sick of waiting for your ass!