Slow the Fuck Down!

I'm driving to work, not much of a morning person, and even tho' I"m doing 10 over the posted speed limit, I invariably have some dick tailgatin' me and roaring past me as soon as he gets the chance. I say he because it's always a guy, usually in some t

I'm driving to work, not much of a morning person, and even tho' I"m doing 10 over the posted speed limit, I invariably have some dick tailgatin' me and roaring past me as soon as he gets the chance. I say he because it's always a guy, usually in some tricked out Civic or a wanna-be sports-type car. You know, I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get to work that I have to be a dick about it. Is your life so sad that you get your only jollies by speeding and racing me to the next stop sign? Congratafuckalations on getting to work 30 seconds ahead of me and making my bad morning mood a little worse.......

Get off my Ass Dick!

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