why oh why do you chew your water bottle? Why?
why oh why do you waste your food? Why?
why oh why do you ignore your salt stone? Why?
We rescued you from the pet store nearly a year ago. You were a little orphan and we love you so.
You get only the best. Organic fruit and veggie, quality seed mix, fresh tp rolls and a new home weekly.
Why oh why must you waste your food? Why?
stop pisn n shi*n where you eat, ur stinkn up the place
love your dads