coffee shops aren't for kids

to the three sets of parents who took their twelve collective small children out to Just Us for a coffee and a chat at 3pm last monday...good call. Kids under five totally love coffee and samosas! And tiny coffee shop tables are uniquely suited for hu

to the three sets of parents who took their twelve collective small children out to Just Us for a coffee and a chat at 3pm last monday...good call. Kids under five totally love coffee and samosas!

And tiny coffee shop tables are uniquely suited for huge groups. And the people who ran in to grab a coffee to go appreciate waiting while you order small glasses of water for everyone and your kids scream for chocolate. And the staff behind the counter love cutting up muffins into small bitesized pieces. And everyone who went there to sit and chat love listening to boyfights instead. Would you take your kids to a bar if you wanted to meet for a drink? Some places are not family-oriented.

I'm one of seven children. When my parents took us out to eat, they had the sense to take us to McDonald's. And even that was a shit show. You want a nice coffee? I get it. Just leave your fuckin eighteen children with the babysitter. Or go to Tim Horton's.

you must have missed me glaring at you

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