To the landlord of a south end apartment building with a popular pizza place downstairs:
FIX THE ELEVATOR!
It's been broken for honestly over a MONTH now! I can surely walk 4 flights (how about those up on the 9th floor?) But I've been waiting to have a couch delivered for over a MONTH! I've had to reschedule the delivery date 5 times because you asshats have no idea what you're doing!
I'm aware that you're proboly as upset as I am that the company is taking so long (or whatever?) but maybe you have the WRONG COMPANY fixing it! Cripes, this is getting RIDICULOUS!