Subject: Alien Abduction???

Dear YOU,If my memory serves me correct, I have face-booked, called and text messaged you this week without hearing a single reply. Obviously you have been captured by aliens and taken away to another planet without phones or computers! Or… you’re try

Dear YOU,

If my memory serves me correct, I have face-booked, called and text messaged you this week without hearing a single reply. Obviously you have been captured by aliens and taken away to another planet without phones or computers! Or… you’re trying to tell me something. Actually, it doesn’t really matter if you’re trying to tell me something or not because when you don’t write back like that it makes me feel pretty insignificant. And that sucks! So I’m thinking I’ll be sending my messages elsewhere from now on. Fuck off, grow some Earth-testicles and tell a girl when you’re done instead of letting it drag on forever!



Happy here on Earth, ME

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