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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Plotting scheming furniture...

offical notifaction to my desk chair: I've caught on to your fiendish plan to destroy me. you can plot with the coffee maker all you like, but you will not succeed in your plan to decapitate me, trip me, or otherwise toss me onto the floor. you will succ

Posted on Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 9:24 AM

offical notifaction to my desk chair: I've caught on to your fiendish plan to destroy me. you can plot with the coffee maker all you like, but you will not succeed in your plan to decapitate me, trip me, or otherwise toss me onto the floor. you will succumb to my ass, whether you like it or not! Resitance is futile, you wheely bitch.

Captain Cubicle

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