Vending Machine

Why do you mock me....sitting there with all your goodies. You tell me you want $1.75 for a Coke. I give you the $1.75 the Coke. I hit the button quickly as I am thirsty and tired of your teasing. What's that? A new message.... you need another $0.10???

Why do you mock me....sitting there with all your goodies. You tell me you want $1.75 for a Coke. I give you the $1.75 the Coke. I hit the button quickly as I am thirsty and tired of your teasing. What's that? A new message.... you need another $0.10??? What about the agreement we had for a $1.75? I hit your button to return my coins so that I may bring my business to your competitor sitting beside you in the cafeteria. Apparently this has angered you because you will not allow me to have my money back and flash your "correct change only" button. I run outside to my car to retrieve a dime and upon my return it seems as though you have called off our transaction altogether....... and kept my money????? Are you a government employee? Why does your coin return not work? Why can't I have my Coke? I'm thirsty and it's 4:00 am. You have some nerve! You owe me!

Cokeless in Enfield

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