Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

Dear “guy in the building next to me.”Please, oh dear god please stop playing your bad music ridiculously loud at 5 & 6pm.It’s not the ridiculously loud part that sucks balls.It’s your music. I just don’t know how much more I can take.Seriously, I wi

Dear “guy in the building next to me.”

Please, oh dear god please stop playing your bad music ridiculously loud at 5 & 6pm.

It’s not the ridiculously loud part that sucks balls.

It’s your music. I just don’t know how much more I can take.

Seriously, I will come over to your apartment; we can go through my music collection, or your friends, and pick out some stuff almost everyone will like… Then, by all means, go bananas.

Just no more 90’s R&B, Mariah Carey, The Offspring, or Aqua. (Aqua, seriously man your killing me).

Your neighbor, 4th floor Bob

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