Tired of pride week.

So, when is the straight pride parade? When do I get to hold up traffic so that I can proclaim my sexuality to the masses? When do I get to walk down the street, hand in hand with a woman, like it's a huge deal?

So, when is the straight pride parade? When do I get to hold up traffic so that I can proclaim my sexuality to the masses? When do I get to walk down the street, hand in hand with a woman, like it's a huge deal?

Congrats - you're gay.

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