This is a different post for me. Not so much a bitch, but an apology.
Last night I discovered a rat in my apartment. Using my cunning hunting skills I baited him with some sugar and trapped the lil prick in a laundry basket. I quickly ran outside to my balcony and hurled the fucking rodent over the rail.
I'm sorry to the guy walking in the entrance to quinpool centre off Monastery Ln. I can only imagine what it would be like to be walking the streets of Halifax when a rat falls from the sky and misses your head by inches.
I didnt see you there and I'm sorry.
PS: Deep down I wish it would of hit you for the sake of a good laugh.