Wow. You really are a bunch of uptight bitches and dickwads. Yes, I admit -- I was a bit noisy the other night. However, it was the first time I ever kept it going until that time. Did it really offend that much? Did you truly need to go about, form a quorum, and bring the shit to my door en masse? Pathetic. And, while I realize that you are upset that you didn't go out and get a chiminea before I did, that fact remains...and so does the one that permits me to use it. Even after you called the fire department and the lieutenant directly stated that I was well within the law, you bitched and moaned. It's this simple -- get a life. Yup, sometimes people have small gatherings and there is a bit of noise. GET OVER IT. Fires in proper receptacles are permitted and wonderful. Don't like that? Tough!

I find it funny that the same people that bark about too much bureaucratic interference are the same ones who loooooooooooove rules and controlling people's lives.

Anyway, that's all I have to say. Oh, and the next time I decide to have a few people over, and we stay out until midnight (oh, the humanity!) with a small fire burning...well, don't come knocking on my door the next day unless you want it slammed in your face. Thanks.

An Individual Who Just Wants To Enjoy His Space