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Monday, August 11, 2008

crime of opportunity

So, I locked my lovely bicycle on my friend's front porch on Harvard Street last night instead of taking it with me to Gus' Pub, thinking that it would be safer there, under the watchful eyes of her parents. Unfortunately, I returned to retrieve it tonig

Posted on Mon, Aug 11, 2008 at 9:58 PM

So, I locked my lovely bicycle on my friend's front porch on Harvard Street last night instead of taking it with me to Gus' Pub, thinking that it would be safer there, under the watchful eyes of her parents. Unfortunately, I returned to retrieve it tonight only to discover that my seat had been stolen. If you stole my seat, and you sold it for a few hot meals, please email me and I'll take you out for a few if you just give me back my seat. If you stole my seat because you were bored and you think that petty theft is just a riot, you fucking suck. Get a hobby, and stop making other peoples lives more difficult. What goes around comes around.

stranded in the west end

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