I don't want a tan!!!

I'm tired of everyone telling me i'd look 'better' with a tan... Do you not notice i have red hair!! That means i'm pigmently impaired, and even if i wasn't, i probably still wouldn't want to tan. Perhaps maybe it's why everyone thinks i'm 22, when i'm a

I'm tired of everyone telling me i'd look 'better' with a tan... Do you not notice i have red hair!! That means i'm pigmently impaired, and even if i wasn't, i probably still wouldn't want to tan. Perhaps maybe it's why everyone thinks i'm 22, when i'm actually almost 30!! Tanning makes you OLD, why don't you believe me!!! You'll realize when you're 40 and look like a leather raisin, and i still have my girlish charm. HA!

Taffy

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