There is nothing more annoying than going to the bathroom to take a leak, than to walk into the thick stench of a ripe bowel movement. There are several people with whom I work, that have various fixtures they carry with them like custom drinking mugs, etc. One particular individual (the guy with the red hair!) is ALWAYS in the bathroom taking a dump.

I don't mind that people occasionally HAVE to go, but when you train yourself to be regular at work, you are forcing other people to not only cover for you, while you read your novel or the newspaper, but you are choking people to death as they urinate.

Probably the most annoying thing is to go to the whizmaster, to see all three toilets occupied, with all three occupants farting, belching, and straining, all while rustling papers, and exchanging sections under the stall partitions. Come on, the crapper isn't a place to socialize. Train yourself to go at home.

Pooped out!