Unbelievable. First it was embarrassing when you were snarky on the house system with the humble, gentle, talented musicians at soundcheck on the 20th. Then, after Petunia and the Loons consciously rose above your deliberately awful sound and delivered a profoundly swinging show to the delight of the dancing crowd, crashing onto the stage and screaming at everyone to "Get the fuck out" was just wrong. Way to go, buddy. I talked to you with another woman after the show, to tell you that it had been a lovely night and what you were doing was just ignorant and you lost it on me. Sadly I will have to miss artists playing at the Seahorse in the future until your 25 year reign of despicable suck is over.

Your Mama.