Is it just me or is the hobo population expanding? And not only that, but they're getting pretty fucking rude too, not only do I have to say "no, sorry I don't have any" once a block, but I get fucking attitude! Now they're interupting me when I'm home sitting on the deck in a crackhead free zone, it's really starting to agrivate me. I don't really give two shits about their sad stories or lies about how they need this and that to live (like crack maybe? just tell the truth you dirty hobo)... fuck them, just shut up, sit there with your damn hat on the ground and if I wanna give you my useless pennies, I will (but most likely I'd rather not).

I want to kill a hobo