Hypocritical Mass

Fuck you Critical Mass. You acted like a old Trucker Convoy, a whole goddamn mob of you guys blowing through the red lights. I was held up at the intersection for 10 minutes, wondering what the hell your deal was. So, I checked your website:"There is n

Fuck you Critical Mass. You acted like a old Trucker Convoy, a whole goddamn mob of you guys blowing through the red lights. I was held up at the intersection for 10 minutes, wondering what the hell your deal was. So, I checked your website:

"There is no official purpose to the ride, but it feels pretty good to be the dominant force on the road for a change.

CM has no organization, officials, or leaders. We're just a bunch of people riding around together.

We pride ourselves on riding around in a slow and peaceful manner, although it might not seem so peaceful to an observer (what with all the car drivers honking and yelling)."

I suggest you need some leaders, dammit. YOU IGNORED ALL TRAFFIC SIGNALS! Next 'I Biked Halifax' T-Shirt I see, I'm pissing all over your spokes / gear assembly.

Duct Tape Adam

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