|Published December 08, 2008.|
|To a certain Mediterranean-themed pita place in the Robie vicinity:|
Thanks for the disgusting “lunch”. Your lasagna looked great in the display case. Too bad you had to turn it into a disgusting bowl of Chef Boyardee juice after putting it in the microwave for 18 minutes. Seriously, you shouldn’t NEED a spoon to eat lasagna (especially for $15). And your “Caesar salad”? It was a few shreds of lettuce with an eyedropper of dressing mixed in. Bacon bits? NOPE. Parmesan? NOPE. Croutons? NOT EVEN CROUTONS. What a piece of shit salad. Even fucking Wendy’s give you some croutons.
I will be shocked if you manage to rank in the Coast awards again this year. I’ve watched the quality there swirl down the toilet. The same toilet my lunch belongs in.
|I cannot be consoled|