FUCK YOU

I'd just like to send out a big fat FUCK YOU to my couch for bleeding its red dye onto my new macbook. I had to scrub the damn thing all day with a goddamned magic eraser and now it's not all that shiny anymore and still has tinges of pink.You keep rui

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Published January 02, 2009.FUCK YOU

I'd just like to send out a big fat FUCK YOU to my couch for bleeding its red dye onto my new macbook. I had to scrub the damn thing all day with a goddamned magic eraser and now it's not all that shiny anymore and still has tinges of pink.

You keep ruining white tee shirts too you son of a bitch.

Next week I'm slip covering your ass, you good for nothing red piece of shit.

Mad at furniture

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