|Published January 02, 2009.|
|I'd just like to send out a big fat FUCK YOU to my couch for bleeding its red dye onto my new macbook. I had to scrub the damn thing all day with a goddamned magic eraser and now it's not all that shiny anymore and still has tinges of pink.|
You keep ruining white tee shirts too you son of a bitch.
Next week I'm slip covering your ass, you good for nothing red piece of shit.
|Mad at furniture|