1. Someone who says they are clean and IS clean. 2. Someone who says they are clean and ISN'T clean.
If it was a pie chart, the first group would be a tiny sliver. For them, congratulations. You win at life.
For the second group of people, I hope that one day you are walking down the sidewalk and a plow comes by and plows you into the snowbank. Or a giant icicle falls off a roof and impales you through the top of your skull. Or a bus shelter spontaneously implodes with you in it, causing many tiny shards of glass to impale you. If bus shelters were made of REAL glass.
Ok, not really. But you people are FUCKING ANNOYING BABIES who need to go home and live with YOUR MOMMY. Especially the ones who have been old enough to have babies themselves for almost two fucking decades.
All Fed Up