Okay, so if youre not a complete hermit you'd know that halifax is covered in ice and not every sidewalk is shoveled to perfection. On snowy, icy and/or sloppy rainy days, walking on the sidewalks through this city can feel like youre doing a neverending triple jump marathon. So next time youre walking side by side with a buddy, I dont give a fuck how witty and stimulating your conversation may be...go into single file for two fucking seconds if you see someone walking in the oncoming direction. Im tired of walking through ankle-deep puddles, and bounding over snowbanks because youre too wrapped up in your lame conversation to share the damn sidewalk. Next time, Im body checkin a bitch.
---shove-less