To the lazy subletting roommate who constantly leaves his dishes in the sink for days and beer cans/pizza boxes all over the place - fuck you. All you do is watch TV, play Madden, drink beer and eat. I ask you politely to clean up your own goddamn mess, and you blow me off like I have somehow offended you. You're lucky that you're my friend or I would've shit under your pillow by now.
---Likes a clean apartment. Is that so wrong?