Hey jerk with the orange car. You park on Kaye St. You always block the sidewalk even though the rest of your driveway is empty. Why can't you pull ahead 10 feet when parking in your driveway? Are you trying to conserve gas you asshat? I'm tired of trying to squeeze between the snowbanks and your stupid orange car as I walk home. Do the rest of us a favour and stop blocking the effing sidewalk!
---I have keys in my pocket