End Your Childish Ways

To the tenant who bailed on me the day that she was supposed to move in: thanks a bloody lot you little twerp. You justified your decision by stating that you could save yourself $400. I , on the other hand, will be out that same amount at a time that I can ill afford it . The room could have been rented a dozen times over, but now I am stuck with the empty space. Next time, why not come over and steal the money outright. At least it will save everyone a bit of time and I would have been spared your new age blather.

You did mention that you had an “old soul”. If that is the case, you seem to be stuck with one that has spent the last few centuries stiffing people left, right and centre. Maybe it is time to trade it in for a new, more honorable model. Even better, why not dump your childish ways and start on your road to adulthood. It’s one whose path demands certain sacrifices and inconveniences, but if you chose the right fork, the reward will be that you can wake up in the morning and look at yourself without pangs of guilt and shame. You could begin this journey by returning my keys. Peace.

---Stiffed and Miffed

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