Do us all a favour and move out or break up

To the couple that live next to me, here's some bulletin points I'd like you to have, I'm sorry but the Coast would not allow me to put up my power point

-when it's 2:30 in the morning don't fight

-when it's 2:30 in the morning and you do have to fight end it quickly, not an hour later

-when he yells "you shut the fuck up, when I tell you to shut the fuck up" end the relationship

-when she yells "get out of my bed", don't respond with "it's my bed", your both morons because it's both of your bed

-don't hit her again, you're really tall and she's small, you must feel great.

-you're both throwing stuff around the apartment during your fights and the sad thing, that's not as loud as the two of you yelling random things at each other, which aren't helping either of your cause, it's just the two of you making noise not progress.

-finally neither of you respect each other it's time to end it, either your relationship or your lease doesn't make a difference to me. I won't call the landlord and I won't call the cops, even though I should, just take that bit of advice and make everyone's life a little easier

---I need to work in the morning and am sick of this monthly shit

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