I hate how you get everything handed to you, even though I know for a fact you don't work for any of it. I hate that people who never got to know you intimately and personally think you are a great guy. It seems to me the closer you get to people, the more likely you are to completely screw them over. Women and roommates alike, you f*** them all, whether literally or figuratively.
Oh, and your own father doesn't even think you're good enough for me. Here's to MY success asshat.
---Better than him