Yo, douchebag! I originally went to my window to see what your car looked like, in case I was so inclined to key it the next day but I thought the 2 and-a-half hours you spent desperately trying to dig your car out and fighting with your g/f was enough. I understand you didn't buy winter tires this year. I mean, you had to pay for that shiteous sounding tunnel of an exhaust, right? Oh, and we can't forget that hideous fucking tint job. THAT must of been pricey! So next year, if you still aren't keen on buying winter tires, maybe you should sink your money into the hood of your toyota to give it some fucking balls. And hey, you MIGHT be able to resell it for four grand after!
---Sick of Squealing Exhaust