To those fuckers who come to visit people who live in the building, park in the space of whomever you're visiting. NOT MY SPACE. I don't care if someone is already in the space you intended to park your shit beater in. You don't live here. Park your shit ass Honda on the street. I pay to live here, cocksucker. Fuck right out of my parking space.
The parking in the lot is tight as it is - you don't need to come in and screw it up like the cunt you obviously are.
There's been notes left on the window of those who participate in this behaviour - many of the residents have done it. I've had enough of playing nice.
---I have keys.