I saw you see me. I saw you say something to your buddy, and laugh. I watched you speed up as you veered toward the huge puddle on the road beside where I was walking. Your intention was obvious. Trapped on the sidewalk by the snowbank to my left and unable to get out of the way, I braced myself.
The sound of your rim hitting the monster pothole hidden within that puddle was the most musical sound I have ever heard. Did you see me laughing as you stopped and got out of your car to inspect the damage? I sure hope you did.
---Fag in the Yellow Jacket