I don't like seefood

Could you please take a minute to close your fucking mouth when you eat? Were you raised in a barn? I can avoid having to look at what's in your mouth, but I cannot avoid listening to that disgusting slapping of your mouth as you chew your cud. Eating with you makes me feel sick.

---polite society

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