To the person who fired me for being sick with a cold:
I'm sorry I caught a cold. I'm sorry that I did not have spontaneous recovery. I'm sorry that you're a hateful jackass who turned my dream into a nightmare.
I'm sorry I lost my voice. I'm sorry I quit 2 jobs and gave up my sanity to try to make me happy.
I hope your current endeavor crashes and burns (which it will).