To the tall brunette who takes the bus on weeknighs...yeah, you. Are you really SO VAIN that you insist on endlessly brushing your hair for all to see, or take 20 minutes to apply gobs and gobs of mascara or lipgloss to your face? And, last time I checked, your purse, make-up case, coat and other bags don't EACH REQUIRE A SEAT...move your shit so other people can sit!!! And please, PLEASE turn down your i-Pod...I don't feel like listening to Nelly whine "It's hot in huuurrrrrr" and I ESPECIALLY don't want to sit there and watch you obnoxiously bob your head to the music. Fuck. Get a life!