And I repeat: Fuck you. I've never heard so many cliches. "I want to see other people" "You'll always have a special place in my heart" "" Five years of my goddamn life.
And now all three of my favourite cartoons have turned against me: First it's The Simpsons breakup episode, then King of the Hill's Bill breaks up with the drive-thru girl, then American Dad has this "I love my wife" episode! Fuck you too, TV.
You just made the biggest mistake of your life, buddy.
Go fuck yourself. HA!