1) Fuck off with the cell phone. Turn it off, eat it what ever, but don't bloody sit there and pretend that you are more important than everyone else on the bus. I don't read or sing out loud so why are you polluting my air with your content less gossip? 2) If the bus you see traveling toward your stop is not the bus you are getting on move the fuck away from the stop. Do you really need the bus to pull over and open its doors in order for you to figure out it is not the bus you want? 3) What is it about the front door that you love so much? In through the front out through the back. You people who walk the entire length of the bus in order to use that damn front door are holding up the people who are on the bus and the poor people freezing outside waiting for your unreasonable ass to get the hell off before they can load on. 4) To the dude who always rides the bus at 5pm with that pizza that just came out of the oven...be a dear and have that shit delivered. It's dinner time and I am starving!