Coffee joke

To a certain coffee place:

What the hell happened to you? I used to enjoy spending time with you. Your sandwiches used to fill me up and get me through my day. Your coffee helped to wake me up and your employees used to make me laugh when I was down.

Now your sandwiches are full of wilted lettuce and not much else. Your coffee still wakes me up, but only if I have 15 or more minutes to kill waiting for it. Half of your employees are so over the top with fake niceness they make me cringe and the other half look like they are unfamiliar with personal hygiene practices.

Over priced bad food and slow, fake service? No thanks! There are other cafes in the area...the walk will do me good.

---Former coffee place fan

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