You need to stop publishing this piece of garbage for a few reasons:
-You are providing direction for those "I hate society, I'll lash out by showing my ingratitude by reading dan savage and all those stupid columns on pubs and events, as if I even have sex or ever go out
-those stupid municipal malfunction tickets really get on my nerves. Why don't you take some of your advertising dollars and fix them yourself? Better yet why not run for city hall? you could do a better job I'm so sure!
God I hate that I read this newspaper, and I hate even more I'll cut out this bitch, paste it to my refrigerator and feel like i've accomplished something for seeing it in print.