Dear Coworkers:

You all know i'm not a perky morning person. I drag my ass until i wake up, and after a little caffiene i'm fine. (I've always been that way, and if i ever do change into one of those perky morning people, please shoot me.)

Why must you badger me for the first hour of work, with questions like 'Are you OKAY??' 'Are you cranky?' - and my personal favorite, from the guys - 'Is it the time of the month?' No, you idiotic fucks. I'm just tired. Now leave me the hell alone and let me get my work done. It's the only reason i'm here.

---Coffee fan

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