ADD Monster strikes again

super super super ellen, right when you think you're ready to relax, you make a quick jerk to the right and next thing you know, you're cowering in fear of a tea tsunami about to crash all over you. what a dumbass. now you are dripping head to toe in scalding fragrance, your hands have first degree burns and bubbles, and you have to walk home with wet pants that will eventually freeze and give you frostbite. PAY ATTENTION DUMBASS!!! Oh wait, you can't control that.

---ellen spacey

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